Victim Card

$4.99 · In stock, printed to order · Cash on delivery across Lebanon

The official membership card for the chronically wronged. "Frequent Complainer. Unlimited Rewards. Gold Member." Slip it into any wallet and wait for the moment they pull out their card at a café. Fits a standard card slot, printed crisp, and guaranteed to get a laugh or a very long sigh.

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